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Archive for the ‘funny news’ CategoryThis is crazy !!!! Luxury ocean liners in Russia are offering pirate hunting cruises aboard armed private yachts off the Somali coast.  Wealthy punters pay £3,500 per day to patrol the most dangerous waters in the world hoping to be attacked by raiders. When attacked, they retaliate with grenade launchers, machine guns and rocket launchers, reports Austrian business paper Wirtschaftsblatt. Passengers, who can pay an extra £5 a day for an AK-47 machine gun and £7 for 100 rounds of ammo, are also protected by a squad of ex special forces troops. The yachts travel from Djibouti in Somalia to Mombasa in Kenya. The ships deliberately cruise close to the coast at a speed of just five nautical miles in an attempt to attract the interest of pirates. “They are worse than the pirates,” said Russian yachtsman Vladimir Mironov. “At least the pirates have the decency to take hostages, these people are just paying to commit murder,” he continued. Taken from :
This news is hilarious and shows some people can be very stupid JERUSALEM — An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress she said had almost $1 million inside, setting off a frantic search through tons of garbage at a number of landfill sites on Wednesday. The woman told The Associated Press that she bought her elderly mother a new mattress as a surprise present on Monday _ and threw out the old one. The next day, she said, she remembered that she had hidden her life savings inside the old mattress. “I woke up in the morning screaming, when it hit me what happened,” said the Tel Aviv woman, who asked not to be identified. She went to look for the mattress, but it had already been hauled away by garbage collectors, she said. Searches at three different landfill sites turned up nothing. She said the money was in U.S. dollars and Israeli shekels. She refused to say how she acquired such a large sum. “It was all my money in the world,” she said. There was no way to verify her claims, and she refused to disclose key details. Israeli police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said he was not familiar with the case and no report had been filed. The Israeli daily Yediot Ahronot published a picture of the woman searching through garbage at a dump in southern Israel. The picture shows the woman, dressed in a white top and black pants with her back to the camera, picking through a huge pile of trash that fills the frame about 10 feet (3 meters) in all directions. Yitzhak Borba, the dump manager, told Army Radio that his staff was helping the woman, saying she appeared “totally desperate.” He said the mattress was hard to find among the 2,500 tons of garbage that arrives at the site every day. He said he increased security at the site to keep would-be treasure hunters away. The woman said the money had been stashed in a mattress because she had had “traumatic experiences with banks” in the past. She would not elaborate. This news was taken from : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/10/mattress-with-1-million-a_n_213591.html
Funny news An Australian prison guard held hostage for two days was released after a ransom demand for pizzas was met. Up to 20 inmates at the Risdon Prison in Hobart, Tasmania, seized the guard in a protest over conditions in the maximum security jail. Initially they made 24 demands to authorities, but eventually gave up their hostage after agreeing to 15 pizzas, Coke and garlic bread instead. “At midnight, the final sticking point with the inmates was that they were requiring pizzas to be delivered. Our staff member was negotiated out with the delivery of 15 pizzas,” Graeme Barber, Tasmania’s director of prisons, told The Advocate newspaper. The guard is recovering from his ordeal at home. This hilarious news was found here : http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1389697.html
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Most geeks dream at such equipment but she dry laundry with it The most famous story to come out of Sweden in 2007—besides the death of celebrated cinema pioneer Ingmar Bergman, who I thought was already dead—was the 40-gigabit internet connection of the septuagenarian Sigbritt Löthberg. Giz reader speculation that she was going to “host her knitting circle as an HD interactive webconference” was close: in fact she used the hot-as-hell connection to dry her laundry. Sigbritt’s son is internet-hardware wizard Peter Löthberg, who installed the system in his mom’s house to prove a modulation technique that allows data to flow between routers that are up to 2,000km apart without any data loss—or intermediary signal boosting or routing. Sigbritt—whose weeks-long pr0n-n-WoW marathons are now long past—put it to other uses. Hafsteinn Jonsson, head of the fiber connections for the local network Karlstad Stadsnät, says: She mostly used it to dry her laundry…It was a big bit of gear and it got pretty warm. Sure, the guy can get his mother the world’s fastest internet connection, but will he ever use some of those millions of Swedish-moneys to buy her a damn dryer? Is that so much to ask for the woman who pushed him out of her womb? The article doesn’t say whether or not she used her laser mouse to iron the linens. Alas, the gear is gone now, leaving Sigbritt with a relatively sluggish 10 gigabits to play with. Peter has taken the equipment even farther out, to further test his distance theory. Later this summer Sigbritt might get a 100-gigabit system, though, one that, according to Jonsson, can be used for the “neighbors’ laundry too.” Taken from here : http://gizmodo.com/374024/40+gigabit-granny-used-worlds-fastest-connection-to-dry-laundry
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Oho she deserves a prize “The 107-year-old virgin who was afraid to marry starts her search for Mr Right A 107-year-old virgin has finally decided to get married and settle down with a younger man - mainly because she can’t find anyone older than her. Wang Guiying is on the look-out for a fellow centenarian although she accepts that he’ll probably be a youngster in his late 90s or early 100s. But she agrees he’ll need to be in good health and be able to look after her like any other husband. Miss Guiying decided to look for a mate because she was worried she was becoming a burden to her nieces and nephews - the youngest is 60. ‘My problem is that I can’t get about like I used to,’ Miss Guiying said. ‘I broke my leg when I was 102 and I had to stop doing the chores like washing my clothes. ‘I’m 107 and I’m still not married. What will happen if I don’t hurry up and find a husband?’ Miss Guiying was born in southern Guizhou province, the daughter of a salt merchant, and as she grew up, she recalled, she saw her uncles and other men scold and beat their wives. I often found my aunt crying in the woodshed after an attack,’ she said. ‘All the married people around there lived like that. Getting married was too frightening,’ she added. It was an era when Chinese women had a low social standing and few, if any, rights. Many also had their feet bound in a painful tradition to ensure that as future brides they looked dainty. After her father, mother and older sister died, Miss Guiying shied away from settling down with a husband, moving instead to the countryside where she became married to her work - surviving as a farmer She toiled in the fields until she was 74 years old, then called it a day because she was no longer strong enough to keep up with the brutal daily routine. As an act of compassion, her nephew took her in, but now she is worried that he and her other nephews are too old to look after her. ‘My nephews and nieces are getting older and their children are already tied up with their own families. I’m becoming more and more of a burden.’ So she’s made herself ‘available’ - and local officials have answered her call for help in finding a husband. Her family and a government search party have been primed to scour old folks’ homes to look for likely candidates. ‘She believes that somewhere out there is a Mr Right,’ said an official.”
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This is very funny and stupid “Officials in a county in central China have been told to smoke nearly a quarter million packs of locally made cigarettes annually or risk being fined, state media reported. Skip related content * A smoker in Shanxi province Enlarge photo More photos: Oddly Enough The Gong’an county government in Hubei province has ordered its staff to puff their way through 230,000 packs of Hubei-produced cigarette brands a year, the Global Times said. Departments that fail to meet their targets will be fined, according to the report. “The regulation will boost the local economy via the cigarette tax,” said Chen Nianzu, a member of the Gong’an cigarette market supervision team, according to the paper. The measure could also be a ploy to aid local cigarette brands such as Huanghelou, which are under severe pressure from competitors in neighbouring Hunan province, according to the paper. China has 350 million smokers, of whom a million die of smoking-related diseases every year. More than half of all male doctors in China smoke, but the government is now trying harder to get them to kick the habit in order to set an example for others, state media reported recently.” News taken from : http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090504/thl-no-butts-china-orders-officials-to-s-aa1aa08.html
Lol some people are idiots 
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