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9 BEST VOMIT SCENES ON FILM
POSTED BY Patrick Schumacker | TUESDAY MARCH 10 AT 9:25 PDT

With the following Red Band clip from I Love You Man being spewed all over the ‘Nets, Screen Junkies decided that now’s a good time to pay homage to the many vomit takes, barf clips and hurl gags that came “B.R.” (That’s “Before Rudd,” and I fully expect that to one day exist in Merriam-Webster’s esteemed dictionary.)

So keep a trash can nearby, hold onto your guts, and click at your own risk.

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#9 THE PAROLE OFFICER

With a few exceptions (like Hamlet 2), Brit comedian Steve Coogan is known for much subtler, sophisticated comedy. This clip from The Parole Officer is another one of those exceptions. As if we didn’t already know that queasiness plus G-Forces are a recipe for airborne barf stew, Coogan reminds us with panache. He also reminds us how funny it is to answer a question by simply vomiting. ‘Nuff said.

#8 TORCHWOOD

Torchwood is a spinoff of the BBC’s Dr. Who series. It’s about a team of secret paranormal investigators in Cardiff, Wales. We already know that the UK offers some pretty paranormal food to begin with (steak and kidney pie, anyone?). But it’s even weirder coming out, especially when the person vomiting it up is standing on his head like some opening act from Siegfried and Roy’s Gastrointestinal Mystery Tour. You’d better put your feet up on your desk so they don’t get meaty chunks all over them.

#7 THE EXORCIST

I still can’t eat pea soup without thinking about this classic clip. Consequently, I don’t eat pea soup. The Exorcist teaches us that when you’re dealing with an über-demon possessing the body of a little girl, and you think you’ve got them in a corner because their appendages just happen to be tied down, you don’t ask any questions that could possibly be answered with projectile vomit all over your face. What the filmmakers cut was the revelation that the priest’s mother’s middle name was “Pukington.”

#6 STAND BY ME

Oh, the Legend of Lardass. This may take the cake… er… pie for most people vomiting simultaneously in a single shot. It’s nothing less than inspired. In fact, I’d go so far as to say it’s an American Institution in and of itself. I’m going to lobby for it to become required storytelling at all Cub Scout camp outs, and that there should be a merit badge given to the Scout who actually induces one of their Troop members to actually vomit. Lardass’s story is verbal ipecac.

#5 POULTRYGEIST

This clip is from behind-the-scenes of one of Troma’s later films. I think it’s a great follow-up to Stand By Me, as it shows the elaborate choreography it takes to pull off such convincing “group vomit”. Okay, so this is actually pretty shitty, but the actors sure are into it. I know when I vomit, I like to then adjust my position to ensure the maximum amount of vomit lands on the person next to me. I really love it when, instead of running away, they then return the favor. That’s the beauty of Troma.

#4 CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD

Italian horror maestro Lucio Fulci directed this, so you know it’s gonna be good n’ gory. You also know it will look as if badly ADR’d (and it is, but boy does that make it even better). Fast forward a bit to get to the good stuff, and marvel as a killer induces vomiting with his mind. Side effects may include: bleeding from the eyes, vomiting blood, vomiting bloody intestines, and rectal bleeding (not seen).

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